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Drop that Head of Cabbage, Mister, and Step Back from Your Cultivator with Your Hands in the Air

September 20, 2010
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Posted By: Dwight Merriam, Robinson & Cole, LLP

DeKalb County, Georgia, can teach us all something about zoning enforcement.   The zoning enforcement authorities cited Steve Miller for growing too many vegetables on his 2-acre lot in a residential zone.  Actually, it’s not that he was growing the vegetables; it was that he was selling them at an off-site farmers’ market, you see, because that makes it a commercial activity.  Isn’t there some federal law about transporting zucchini over county lines for the purpose of illegal sale?

Says Miller: “It’s a way of life, like it’s something in my blood,” County Cites Farmer For Too Many Vegetables.

He ultimately got his property rezoned to allow the illegal veggies, but he’s still in the hole $5,000 in fines.

Our crack investigative team tracked down the actual citation:

Here is that miscreant, Steve Miller, in a head shot you’re likely to see soon on the post office wall.  I mean, look at him – would you trust him with a site plan approval or even a 2-foot side yard variance?

Courtesy of The Covered Dish, (“A Guy, A Garden And An Anti-Veggie Zoning Code,” http://www.atlantamagazine.com/blogs/covereddish/blogentry.aspx?BlogEntryID=10140961

And here’s the evidence, clear proof of his illegal activities and egregious flaunting of the rule of law:

Here is even more damning evidence unearthed by WSB-TV.  The county peppered Steve Miller with its proof of the violation.

WSB-TV

The crime scene is here (I’m surprised they didn’t have the SWAT team with those police helicopters and their powerful lights at this harrowing event…):

And finally, from our friends at bing.com after getting the exact address from 411.com, we have this shot of the unspeakable horror:

You can bet your prize winning pole beans that if there is a CSI Atlanta they’ll be able to help nail the next crazy man who thinks he can get away with this kind of crime, right in front of the neighbors.  Actually, the neighbors apparently like it: “When he moved here and I found out what he was doing I said, ‘Steve, you’re the best thing that ever happened to Cimarron Drive. And I still say that,” said neighbor Britt Fayssoux. http://www.wsbtv.com/news/24979774/detail.html




AN INTERVIEW QUESTION PROMPTS A THOUGHT

February 25, 2009
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Posted By: Warren Kraft, Assistant City Attorney/HR Director, West Bend, Wisconsin

As municipal attorneys, we tend to be generalists with perhaps one or two areas of the law where we try to specialize.  Some liken us to our family doctor, who is trained to diagnose and refer when needed.  Oftentimes, we find ourselves in interesting situations if only because we need to be the quick study we told our interviewers that we pride ourselves on.

Take, for example, interviewing the prospective municipal employee.  Gifted as we may be in the deposition and trial setting, our skill to ask questions may sometimes take a back seat because the interview setting is designed for different purposes.  [Consider this passage: “Is the job interview The Moment of Truth? Nah. The Land of Bunk is more like it. Never have more stupid questions been answered with the same repetitive drivel as in the job interview.” From “The New Interview”, Ask the Headhunter, by Nick A. Corcodilos. ] Presumably, when advising the personnel director and the interview team, the municipal attorney can provided guidance about the legality of certain questions and data gathering.  If one googles “Do’s and Don’ts” & “Interview Questions,” one receives nearly 300 relevant “hits,” more or less from the prospective employee perspective.

The Student Employment Center of Mott Community College lists 20 Do’s and nine Don’ts. [http://www.mcc.edu/14_ces/ces_interview_do_dont.shtml]  There is a small link to appropriate dress on the same page.  Based on one recent interviewee’s appearance, this instructive piece could have addressed this item.  Though the candidate wore a sport coat, the faded pink Ralph Loren shirt was untucked and also revealed a grey T-shirt with a navy blue neck band.  The receptionist staff wondered if the candidate could find a better pair of jeans which even featured a tear in the back.  Perhaps the candidate’s student placement service can feature this link on its university website for future reference. [http://www.quintcareers.com/dress_for_success.html]

In that same interview, the candidate’s reaction to successfully answering a technical question required stifling immediate reaction.  A fist-pump accompanied an exclamation, “Alright, I nailed it!”  As the candidate sat down again, the interviewers heard, “I am so pumped. I don’t care how the rest of the interview goes.”  The interview continued, if only because there was a set list of questions asked of each candidate.  Most of us would safely assume the fist pump and exclamations of self-satisfaction wait until the candidate is out of earshot, if not completely out of the building.

However, there is one interview question that might give municipal attorneys pause, not just because some may find themselves seeking new venues, but perhaps because it can provide a reflective opportunity as to the attorney’s value to the organization and to its customers.  “What is your greatest weakness?”

In a recent article in “Managing Your Careers” [©2009 Dow Jones & Company],  JoAnn S. Lublin said that it is a question designed to make a monkey out of the candidate.   She wrote, “A careful game plan could help you cope with the shortcoming query in a way that highlights your fit for a desired position. … Career specialists suggest you take stock of your weaknesses, focusing on job-related ones that won’t impede your ability to perform your duties.”

In the day-to-day activities, municipal lawyers can become targets for all sorts of barbs tossed their way.  A critic may say that it is the attorney’s sole job to say “no” as if it was an anti-drug use campaign.  Another critic might proffer that the municipal lawyer’s primary purpose is to find the loopholes, a chink in the armor.  Regardless of issue, the criticism attempts to showcase a weakness in performance, skill, ability or talent that challenges the practitioner more than an interview question.  The challenge ought to bring the practitioner back to the reason for seeking the particular position during the interview process.

Corcodilos further writes, “Your worth is what makes an employer want to hire you. Your worth is determined by the value you offer the employer. That means you have to take the initiative in your job hunt. An employer cannot extract value from you — you must offer it. You can only offer value if you know what is valuable to the employer. …”

The family doctor offers a value that keeps the patient coming back.  So does the municipal attorney, one of the many reasons for continuing to practice in this legal field.

Maybe that is worth a fist pump!


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